I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down
Whenever you think you’re being paranoid about something just remember that David Bowie took paranoid to a new extreme when after meeting Jimmy Page in the 70s, he kicked him out of his house because he was convinced Page was trying to steal his soul and then had his pool exorcised afterwards. That my friends is paranoia at it’s best